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Everyone Should Have A Scroll Of Doom
Unbeknownst to us, our Chief Operating Officer Yvette Roland-Smith hired an AI consultant to “optimize the performance of every team.”...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 184 min read
You Are An AI Tool
Our new Chief Looming Board Member Lucia likes to “pop by” every Tuesday at 10 a.m. for an extensive grilling of our poor, distraught...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 116 min read
Does It Go Back Together?
Every once in a while someone in this office makes the mistake of bringing by a client, despite the gigantic poster in our breakroom that...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 93 min read
Smokin' Hot Babes Of Climate Change
We just hired the one good-not-evil advertising agency that exists in the continental United States thanks to our favorite new...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 85 min read
Top Ten Benefits Of Climate Change
A.k.a changes in average temperature, precipitation, and weather conditions over time and over your neighborhood and possibly in your...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 81 min read
Give Out But Don't Give Up
Our Operations Lead, Mark Thorington, employee # 42219, proud Stanford graduate, avid cyclist (complete with ridiculously tight racing...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 74 min read
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