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Our ultra-modern workforce of highly skilled, exclusively good-looking knowledge workers with disciplines across engineering, software...

We can’t seem to get anyone in our organization to interview prospective candidates for our slightly-mysterious-yet-non-felonious...

“Former US Treasury secretary Larry Summers projects that the loss to the US economy because of tariffs would be comparable to oil prices...

Panama threw a fit on (of all days) Monday because she found out our employee manual is a coloring book. Well, she was pissed both at the...

Unbeknownst to us, our Chief Operating Officer Yvette Roland-Smith hired an AI consultant to “optimize the performance of every team.”...

Our new Chief Looming Board Member Lucia likes to “pop by” every Tuesday at 10 a.m. for an extensive grilling of our poor, distraught...