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Made You Look
We came up with our new marketing guy’s job description because he was too tired to write it himself. And in fact, as it turns out, he...
Patrick McNerthney
Sep 264 min read
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Now You've Done It
Paul Galverson works for us in an unknown capacity…or maybe he’s doing research, no one can tell. He’s either from Upwork or Accenture,...
Patrick McNerthney
Sep 105 min read
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Calm Breeds Calm
Our ultra-modern workforce of highly skilled, exclusively good-looking knowledge workers with disciplines across engineering, software...
Patrick McNerthney
Jul 166 min read
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Interviews Aren't Real
We can’t seem to get anyone in our organization to interview prospective candidates for our slightly-mysterious-yet-non-felonious...
Patrick McNerthney
Jun 63 min read
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Nobody Knows How To Protest Anymore
“Former US Treasury secretary Larry Summers projects that the loss to the US economy because of tariffs would be comparable to oil prices...
Patrick McNerthney
May 95 min read
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Bring Back The Atlas
Panama threw a fit on (of all days) Monday because she found out our employee manual is a coloring book. Well, she was pissed both at the...
Patrick McNerthney
Apr 254 min read
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